trying to be nice to that lonely kid only to realize their awful personality quirks
REGRET INDEX:
0.79

a regret index of 1 is ultimate regret
this result collects the hard-earned
experience of 66 lifetimes of regret
permalink to this result

comments

Foo: I was that lonely kid with a horrible personality. Wait a sec...I HATE ALL OF YOU. FUCK YOU!!!ONEONEELEVENBANGBANG
Q: YEAH I HATE THAT KID TOO
Q: I mean I was. Whatever.

comment on this regret

Your name:

Your comment:

Do you regret
not usually finding the plot holes in Doctor Who distracting because often the episodic plots stay centralized to one time, so it's not like something happens and they go back to fix it and you wonder why they would go back if it hadn't happened?
yes    no    haven't done it yet

vote above to find something new to regret; a world of regret awaits you
add a regret; be a cautionary example for others
search for regrets; learn from the lives of others gone awry





add a new regret

How much can you expect to regret ?

recent regrets

sulfites
the taste you have in your mouth when you go without drinking water for too long
syndexioi
wondering if it is possible to somehow burn down football, right to the ground
My boyfriend says my vagina is repulsive
Jamie and Adam discover that Eiffel Towering is real but Kento's ass is a myth, Myth Busted!
Everyone is entitled to their own opinions mine is I don't agree wrapping a pigs head in his clothes!
Goldilocks and the Three Gigolos
The Little Merslut
Slut White and the Seven Dwarves
Cinderslut
playing a thirty three at forty five
not being able to hear Satin Doll without thinking of Police Squad
Clarissa explaining hot flashes
that Sabrina the Teenage Witch was only a teenager during the first year of her run
See Saw Marjorie Lord
that Sabrina the Teenage Witch has three children and is nearly forty
Amos Muzyad Yakhoob Kairouz
not regretting that girl but regretting your first meeting with that girl
having an owly T zone
[ show all 61476 regrets ]

recent comments

(1) Hugh Anthony Cregg III
(3) reading about that guy who died after having sex with a hornet's nest
(3) wondering what went wrong in Spambot's All American upbringing that it came to spend so much time here, filled with regret
(1) that another recurring gag on Tanks for Nothing would be Kento asking the walrus if it would give him a hand, after which the walrus would clap its hands
(1) I dreamt I sacked your mom and she was terribly screwed
(1) I dreamt I screwed your mom and she was terrible in the sack
(2) being an english major in college
(3) quoting every regret as they contain ultimate truth
(4) using ghee as an intimate lubricant
(1) now understanding the Eiffel Towering regrets as the product of horrific human slash walrus hybrid research conducted by Bicoid Babe
[ show more ]

search regrets

Look for regrets involving

top regrets

not having that conversation (1.0000)
drinking the water in Mexico (1.0000)
having all of the fun of a hangover without any of the fun of actually drinking the night before (1.0000)
that, okay, to be honest your natural reaction to any kind of interaction initiated by the opposite sex is to consider forming a crush on them (1.0000)
how quickly time seems to pass (1.0000)
[ show more ]

bottom regrets

using ghee as an intimate lubricant (0.0000)
Bicoid Babe (0.0000)
Zooey Deschanel looks like a sandblasted Lucy Lawless (0.0000)
spooning Jewel's boobs (0.0000)
soliciting a fourteen year old boy to pose for sexually explicit photographs (0.0000)
[ show more ]

most voted regrets

meeting Brian Peppers (12077/0.9998)
turtles (2442/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2334/0.5070)
breasts (1438/0.0135)
taking the hugest dump (1324/0.8725)
[ show more ]