what happened in vegas

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Ernest Hemingway's great granddaughter Dree boasts an enviable figure as she hits the beach in Miami
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Cliven Bundy having a John Paul II crucifix crush on Alex Dainis in northern Italy
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the President of the United States shaking hands with a kid
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