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the Sandy Erection shooting
pay no attention to the giant sandy erection behind the curtain
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shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
bragging about being from West Virginia (1.0000)
kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
Facing the dodo's conundrum, I felt like I could just fly, but nothing happened every time I tried (1.0000)
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sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
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killing the California girls (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12560/0.9789)
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the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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