fuck marry kill, dickgirl Maya the Bee, Pedro Pony, Clifford the Big Red Dog

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Marry Clifford (he's not just loyal, he's big, and he's got a solid career), kill Pedro Pony and consume him as famine food in the wasteland ruins of this doomed world: beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeFUCK beees bees stay, and I'm never gonna dance again, guilty feet have got no rhythm, though it's easy to pretend, I know you're not a fool

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