fuck marry kill, the Four Tops, Four Non Blondes, Ten Thousand Maniacs

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Marry Four Non Blondes (I have a list pretty much ready to laminate), kill 10,000 Maniacs because you never put your dick in crazy: fuck the Four Tops, but by the same logic it's just going to be some handies and maybe a little light pegging as I think my problems are well documented by now.
Also: when we say non blondes are we including dyed blonde hair and/or strawberry blondes? Pr is this really supposed to be a beer question.
That's fine: but just remember the four tops live up to their name.
Yeah, well : it's at their own risk is all I'm saying. Don't get in my dumpster if you can't handle me at my worst.

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