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those two jokes have basically melded together, we need to do something to differentiate them
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there are in fact three of us here
don't mind if I do
just wanting to confirm that there are in fact three of us here and you're not giving advice to yourself
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it is within your gift
you can do this
only discussion, as opposed to argument or pleading, can change their minds
many people, even those close to you, may not realise that you have a problem, or may not feel qualified to involve themselves, or conversely feel that they have all the answers to your problems without any real understanding of what they are
though it is cliched to say it, physical activity can be a very good aid to improving mood and underlying state of mind
attempting to compare your life or career holistically to others is irrational and counter productive, though it feels intuitive and we all do it
this can only come about through a positive and deliberate reasoning process, comparing your achievements fairly to those of others
you must reach a point where you become unwilling to dismiss or belittle your own achievements
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