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Jessica and Ashlee Simpson never became famous because their father's diet plan as part of his efforts to make them famous resulted in them gaining too much weight too fast resulting in both of them becoming immobile and bedbound
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wondering what the upper limit for body mass is for a fatworld pornmongerer
the pornmongery sector has nosedived in recent years with the rise of the internet and a decline in print media making it harder than ever for weird middle aged guys to stash jazz mags under bushes
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because he has sex with kids
drawing a picture of a virgin female taking a huge bit of Jared Fogle's six incher
it's just like real life
Strict traditions also restricted virgin females to a vegetarian diet, ensuring that their first lover's flesh was the first meat they tasted
Giant Amorphous Bantha Breakfast Biscuits were amoeboid creatures
During the Crisis, in order to boost patriotism and historical recognition, Biscuit Baron released commemorative holocubes of S'diawae in their QuickSnack and QuickSnackLite bundles
Times Square man dressed as Woody from 'Toy Story' caught by cops grabbing women's rear ends while posing for photos, I'm frottin' here
Times Square man dressed as Woody from 'Toy Story' caught by cops grabbing women's rear ends while posing for photos
that's classist
that's racist
the ventriloquist goes to heaven but the dummy doesn't
that set outlets are not the same as real outlets
I engaged in intercourse with your spouse or significant other
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