add a new regret How much can you expect to regret ? recent regrets knifecave dot com playing in the Nashville Basketball Association League drawing a picture of Kento being Twin Towered by Tim Duncan, an armadillo, David Robinson, and a chihuahua thinking maybe he was talking about Texas and country music, completely ignoring the fact that San Antonio is for most purposes an enclave of Mexico wondering where Kento got the idea that there is massive overlap between fans of the NBA and country music that "Larry Craig" is Capitol Hill slang for a guy who spends too much time in the washroom crying dragon art that it seems like the more implausible something is, the more likely it is that porn of it exists bells that sparkle in your eyes, every color, every size that the Sears tower is capable of launching into orbit that water fluoridation exists to sell soft drinks that secret service agents are trained to freebase parmesan that "John Kelly" is Capitol Hill slang for a washroom attendant that the CIA's real initials are CIB that Obama's favorite Star Wars movie is Episode I that the United States completely made up North Korea that the United States is suppressing solar energy technologies leaking state secrets jacking off Jack Atlas into an atlas Carl Friedrich Wilhelm Grossmann [ show all 62195 regrets ] recent comments (1) that it seems like the more implausible something is, the more likely it is that porn of it exists (3) wondering how September eleventh would be remembered if, instead of the Twin Towers of the World Trade Center, terrorists had crashed airplanes into San Antonio Spurs big men David Robinson and Tim Duncan, nicknamed the "Twin Towers" (1) your bra's band digging into your ribcage (3) Having big boobs so you cant go with out a bra in a halterneck (1) having wide child bearing hips (2) seriously guys the FBI is going to shut us down if we don't stop this oiling the NAMBLA foreskins (4) getting the regret "swallowing Chewie's cum" and really, really hoping that PRISM wasted millions of processor cycles trying to figure it out as part of some larger pattern here at the amazing Dead Drop Index (1) nicknaming your penis "The Tusk of the Walrus" (1) when people try to excuse their giving of shitty or insulting gifts by saying 'it's the thought that counts' (1) mistaking Marlon Brando for a walrus [ show more ]

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