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Michelle in particular is perturbed by this event, and I kept waiting for her to utter some sort of anti Japanese racial slur
the game show is about couples and will feature Danny and Vicky as an engaged couple, DJ and Steve as a dating couple, and Jesse and Becky as a married couple, because who wants to watch anything that's not all about the people in the full house, right
Then Michelle kisses him and he totally jizzes in his pants
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Danny presses a frozen rump roast against his sore back and makes orgasmic moaning sounds that immediately nullify my relief over not having had to see him in those little undies
This provides Jesse with the epiphany that the best way to make the Smash Club as boring and lame as everything else in his life is to not serve booze or have an age limit
Mickey asks Stephanie if she wants to hang out after school and she says, "I do, but my lungs don't," which doesn't even make any fucking sense at all
While the babies are coloring she starts to pretend that a white crayon is a cigarette and then her mimed smoking provokes one of the twins to say, "bah stuffy"
I think we've only seen her like twice but every time a girl grows boobs or acts slutty or something it's always Kathy Santoni
Bringing the episode to a close, the dog starts eating the desserts off of Joey's ass
that Bai Ling is bilingual
Dai Ling, your Welsh Chinese friend, rook you now
betting Alan Rickman does a really classy Kenneth Williams impression
we're gonna need some more FBI guys I guess
Dai Ling, your Welsh Chinese friend
the hard, the
She also juts her face forward whenever she makes these aggravating statements, like she's just daring you to punch it
DJ worries that Steve's still into his old girlfriend and Becky reassures her that Steve is only into stick in the mud girls who never put out and have corny, overbearing families
I'm not an expert
It also seems feasible to me that Becky would interpret this pregnancy news dinner as Jesse's way of telling her that he knocked up a prostitute or something
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