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his face was made for punching, and that's just what you'll do, one of these days he'll get his face punched in by you
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(1) his face was made for punching, and that's just what you'll do, one of these days he'll get his face punched in by you
(8) trying to think of someone with a more punchable face than Matt Damon
(14) the recurrent concern that one day, someone we talk about, other than Kento because honestly, Kento, amirite, will turn up and there'll be this long terrible discussion about them on the front page
(2) eating roast beef off of your own boobs
(2) Cosby testifies for seven hours in abuse suit, lawyer says
(1) winning Oasis
(15) wondering whether you've entered some kind of "Watch All of Natalie Portman's Movies for a Chance to Perform Cunnilingus on Her!" contest or something
(2) the man in the yellow hat
(7) wondering where the line between porn film and birthing video lies
(2) spooning Jennifer Aniston's boobs
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shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
bragging about being from West Virginia (1.0000)
kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
Facing the dodo's conundrum, I felt like I could just fly, but nothing happened every time I tried (1.0000)
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sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12560/0.9789)
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that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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