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Police investigate smoke at London's 'Gherkin' building, not a security incident
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wondering how long you stay fashion conscious after being decapitated
wondering how long you stay conscious after being decapitated having a cardboard booty
Shortly afterwards the Welsh Assembly suspended its day's proceedings isn't it
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Star Wars except the Skywalkers are the Sandwalkers and Anakin doesn't like skies
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(3) wondering how long you stay conscious after being decapitated being Eiffel Towered by Chris Lydon and a walrus
(1) wondering how long you stay conscious after being decapitated
(1) having a cardboard booty
(2) not realising that the best way to get a British bird to drop her knickers is to do bottomlessly stupid things, crikey
(2) trying to conceive of the enormity of a crime or series of crimes that would mandate incarceration for a billion years
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(8) it's still better than having him sucking on your left one until you have a breastgasm
(2) the two ingredients of squirming babies
(1) replacing all vowels with o
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
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