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I'm still weighing the pros and cons of entering into a bigamous marriage with myself and your father
to answer your question, either is fine
I don't see why you shouldn't be expected to remember things that happened half the 'dex ago with perfect clarity
which honestly I thought you posted
seven five eight three two
wondering if "XXX Jewish women" means thirty Jewish women or like really sexually voracious Jewish women
fuck marry kill, you and my dad, my younger, taller brother and my unacknowledged biological daughter slash crush, I don't know, some kind of shockingly sexy pile of XXX Jewish women under XL but also I'm being boiled alive in coffee
he sure did lenny face
my dad drives a Priebus
I ripped my Priebus once, I couldn't pee standing up for a month
White House tensions flare in the open as Scaramucci rips Priebus in vulgar tirade
the death of APRIL ANNEX
the death of MAY INCURSION
the death of June Foray
Bitch I'm the Shit II
bottoming for things in Things You Should Know Before Trying Butt Plugs VII
VII Things You Should Know Before Trying Butt Plugs
Colours of the world! Spice up your life! Every boy and every girl! Spice up your life! Your mum's your dad! Spice up your life! Ahhhhh freak out! Le freak, c'est chic!
if he'd stop ringing that fucking bell the dogs gave him
Pavlov would be proud
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(1) fuck marry kill, Los Angeles out of Blade Runner, New York out of The Fifth Element, whatever shithole that's supposed to be out of the Spice Up Your Life music video
(1) wondering what will become of the US Army's storied Fifty Seventh Dickgirl Brigade
(1) leaving mould in a mug for so long that when you finally got round to washing it, it sprayed a blue cloud around the kitchen on contact with water and made you sneeze
(3) fuck marry kill, Adam Duritz, Adam Levine, Adam Ant
(2) being allowed to choose five celebrities you're allowed to fuck when there were only four Golden Girls
(1) licking another man's genitals in a nonsexual way
(2) Dog With A Butt Plug
(1) snarfs TWICE your girth
(1) finding a picture of Tim Duncan swimming with a beluga
(3) jokes that are either Kento or Woodsy Alan
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the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
bragging about being from West Virginia (1.0000)
shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
banging a Tim Burton heroine (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (357)
turtles (291)
your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
the death of Sylvia Browne (70)
not getting circumcised (63)
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