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ordering one kilo of kangaskhan
ordering one kanga of kiloroo
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Iran Contraception
losing your legs to an IUD
nothing gets teenage boys hotter than looking at an IUD
She sat on the arm of the sofa, slid down next to him, invited the boy upstairs and showed him contraception
I miss my Jedis, need some Jedicest now
I miss my Jeds, need some Jedcest now
I'm drinking wine directly out of the bottle right now
ordering a Splatter Me Portman doll
Fitty Cent apologizes for fucking autistic airport stripper
Fitty Cent apologizes for mocking autistic airport worker
Vouspac Quakur's mom dies
twoubesock Shakur's mom dies
Donald Trump deliberately punches Heidi Cruz in the face as Ted Cruz drops out of US presidential race, can't get arrested in this town
Teen retailer Aeropostale has filed for bankruptcy, millions of jailbait girls forced to shop elsewhere
Ted Cruz accidentally punches wife in the face as he drops out of US presidential race
I haven't had time to record, or tour, or give my old lady any slow sweet lovin' in years
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(1) Iran Contraception
(2) Tupac Shakur's mom dies
(2) wondering how big an anal ring needs to be to be considered "huge"
(3) inimically toothy sex ho
(2) Kate Upton losing her extremities to frostbite
(1) they're the worst
(4) wondering what the official butt rape tune of the Trump campaign is
(4) going to the mall and seeing a ten foot high poster for The Huntsman Colon Winter's War that had a huge picture of Liam Gallagher or whatever the fuck the name of the star is, and his "armor" appeared to be made of the same leather as women's purses
(5) eating moldy chocolate
(1) confusing hanukkah with bukkake
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
bragging about being from West Virginia (1.0000)
shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
regrets about pony blowing (1.0000)
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sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
arresting a king in his own palace (0.0000)
using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
Kento (2759/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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being a minimalist (4566)
tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (4413)
Kento (4240)
learning all the elements in the periodic table in order (4129)
not getting circumcised (4091)
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