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licking Danish remoulade out of Sylvia Browne's wetter cat
not liking Danish remoullade, it's oleagenous and thick and viscous and it gets everywhere
licking Danish remoulade out of Sylvia Browne's erect twat
playing Cristina Ricci and Winona Rider with Tim Duncan
drawing a picture of Christina Ricci and Winona Rider
braiding their twats together
City of Troy
drawing a picture of Christina Ricci and Winona Rider braiding their twats together
Blisland, allycumpooster
People married to Catholics also are no longer excluded
tiny kangaroo motorsport
the bald old Duke of York, he had some billionaire friends, they invited him to Rape Island and the allegations stem from then self harming in the bath with the lights off, surrounded by scented candles
the world's first bowlful of vagina yoghurt
smelling sex and Candide here
reading Candide while smelling candied candida candidly
not liking that and
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feeling iffy from lithium (1.0000)
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your recent accomplishments leaving you feeling spent, used, and broken into smithereens, rather than joyous, celebratory or purposeful (1.0000)
having no way of knowing whether a new friend, a sweet but chaotic nutter, is alive or dead as of this morning, and having to wait thirty six hours to find out for sure (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12078/0.9998)
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that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
breasts (1440/0.0135)
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