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first crystal tears fall as snowflakes on your body
making a Kento golem out of kimchee and butter tears for the purposes of blowing dudes
infectious mononucleosis
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In the September twenty twelve issue of The Walrus magazine, the cover story "Manufacturing Taste" by Sasha Chapman details the history of the Canadian cheese industry and Kraft's impact on it
that Kecleon's sprite actually doesn't change color when it changes type
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Timerider Colon The Adventure of Lyle Swann
meat Kento, or Meato, as Fellato may also be described
making a Kento golem out of waffles and Danish remoulade for the purposes of blowing dudes
I don't want to put Kento out of work
it's hard to grasp
wondering how a golem made of kimchee could possibly blow a dude
making a Kento golem out of kimchee and bitter tears for the purposes of blowing dudes
that blowing dudes is pretty much the only thing that Kento can do well, so he might as well change his name
Fellato Ikeda
misreading "Kento" as "Fellato" and thinking you've probably spent too much time here
no good could come of it
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not realizing until you had wasted lots of time that when your ex said he didn't want a serious relationship, he meant it (1.0000)
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