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it's time for pyromaniacs to burn stuff by the tracks naked flames and smoke that's black fire tenders racing back pyromanie totally insaney firebomb trainy pyromaniacs, those are the facts
not being a very good vegan but being a dab hand at repeating old stale jokes that weren't that funny to begin with
vegan Mighty Quinn's
watching basically a long ad for Mighty Quinn's and really wanting to try it but living several thousand miles from the nearest and thinking it's probably not as great as you imagine it to be anyway
having three weeks to hit an open sub deadline but suddenly feeling like everything you write is shit and losing the will to edit it
they're more like big prawns than tiny lobsters
of all the boys I've known, and I've known some
kind of wishing instead of kiddie fight clubs Brad Pitt had put his energy into a webstore and brand that constantly hammered on about keeping your nuts fresh with steaming and Tibetan nut anchors and whatever other crap he could tout
being stung in the vagina for some kind of mental thing or other
It's true that I never received my certificate from the Department of Lesbian Affairs, though in my defense there's a lot of paperwork required
Bee sting acupuncture once touted by Gwyneth Paltrow kills woman in Spain
a blogger who identified himself as Mark Conditt of Pflugerville wrote that gay marriage should be illegal, called for the elimination of sex offender registrations, and argued in favor of the death penalty
Nude homo rapes nanny
The idea of having Saavik bond with a young Spock via pon farr was suggested by Gene Roddenberry
Raynaud's phenomenon
drawing a picture of Patrick Stewart signing the check while Gates McFadden cums on his scalp
to preserve in peace what we won in war
It is possible that the real Moe never defeated him and the Moe that appears in later episodes is actually the imposter
Small daily doses of Viagra could 'significantly reduce' colorectal cancer risk
I'd probably fuck Finger Mouse
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(3) a crossover remake of Words With Friends and Tinder, Baths With Friends
(1) drawing a picture of Minnie Mouse eat too much finger!
(2) I don't remember Minnie having tits that nice
(1) naming your band "Wangs"
(1) shellchested busted nut buns
(1) wondering if there is a median point where the curves of insane through too much sex and insane through too much money intersect, and whether it is reached sooner or later than in the natural state when money is exchanged for sex
(2) making a old woman cry by calling her an ugly mouse, i'm looking at you, old german lady with alzheimer's
(1) that alex could be short for either alexander or alexandra, thus not clearing up the question of whether sa is female or male at ALL
(2) Virgin vs Chad memes
(1) Kids, consuming wieners with ease
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the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
your dyslexia flaring up (1.0000)
regrets about pony blowing (1.0000)
keeping Harry Mason alive through a whole game, only to have him go and get killed off in another game without you being able to do anything about it (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
doing Harambe jokes eighteen months later (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12566/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
turtles (2608/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (357)
turtles (291)
your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
the death of Sylvia Browne (70)
not getting circumcised (63)
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