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putting a bit of lava in your arse
putting a bit of lava in your ears
that your ears have been burning for two days
writing ellipse instead of ellipsis, because apparently you're as stupid as you feel
closing your eyes only for a moment, and the moment's gone
just rolling back the sheets and there you were
the voodoo who do what you don't dare do people
being ready to riot
loving me 'til I want no more
I haven't always been under such a blue
hitting return instead of backspace, but thinking of it as enter, because they're fundamentally indistinguishable for amazing Regret Index purposes
hitting enter instead of backspace
maybe you'll fucking walk right past someone you should by rights never encounter again, and only realize that you did hours later, when it doesn't matter and you can't be certain in any case, or perhaps you'll be horribly burned by boiling liquids
wondering what terrible things October will bring
suitcase of mammaries
to risk your heart
suitcase of memories
like seriously there was one about butts and one about lions and you can't fucking fiiind them, it's so aggravating to think you just imagined them
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(1) wondering if there was something in the recent comments that finally got Ryan a cease & desist letter
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not realizing until you had wasted lots of time that when your ex said he didn't want a serious relationship, he meant it (1.0000)
having no way of knowing whether a new friend, a sweet but chaotic nutter, is alive or dead as of this morning, and having to wait thirty six hours to find out for sure (1.0000)
lolcode (1.0000)
failing to come up with a mutually acceptable third person (1.0000)
watching a British crime drama performed in English but set in Scandinavia in which you are taken out of the action every time the hardboiled cockney gumshoe is paid in kroner (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
the death of Sylvia Browne (0.0000)
drinking champagne out of a chimp anus (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
telling that girl in second grade who insisted that you were "the boss of her" to show you her vagina (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12078/0.9998)
turtles (2443/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2335/0.5073)
breasts (1440/0.0135)
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