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Lesbianus, you defecate and you write, 'Hello, everyone!'
Successus, a weaver, loves the innkeeper's slave girl named Iris
yo momma effectively separated from your father a decade ago by taking a series of jobs that take her away from home three or more nights a week, but stays married to him from a sense that he is a friendless man who may be in the early stages of senility
yo momma shelved her college degree in order to start a family which ultimately led her down a path of morose self pity and silent, bitter, internal resentment towards the husband and child who serve as obstacles to her self actualization
that between this and the whole coproject fiasco, I don't think I can trust Will Smith any more
wir helfen
it's what I'd do
what you should do is, you should subject yourself to every "yo momma" joke you possible can until you feel like you're a better, more rounded individual, even if that never really seems to get any closer
yeah they're not great
Will Smith taught me that "yo momma" jokes are a vital part of male male interaction, but they just make me feel sick
this is making me uncomfortable
she wasn't menopausal when I was born, dummy
you mom's vagina isn't THAT moist, and I would know
bragging about being from Moist Vagina
seriously doubting that flightless birds have the urge to fly
that could tell you if there is any danger to the public in your area
your local police department may have a twitter feed
that is also probably good
I looked out my window and there are several people just casually walking down the street as though nothing happened
that's probably good
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
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having sex with a girl who looked a lot like Christina Ricci (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12560/0.9789)
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that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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