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(3) liking your tea like you like your sex, nonconsensual
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the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
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