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she was very nearly an Internet Celery
she was an Internet Celebrity
Nicole Dieker is not a celebrity, ergo she is not the Celebrity Regretter
drawing a picture of Kento eating shit covered waffles with Chris Lydon on the Eiffel Tower
drawing a picture of Kento eating
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drawing a picture of Kento being Eiffel Towered by Christina Ricci and a waffle
the canopy above the sea
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licking Danish remoulade off of Christina Ricci's erect penis
wondering if Nicole Dieker is the Celebrity Regretter
The Swan's Name is Ingrid
T Rex Has Feelings
the man don't slather a donkey sauce
the man don't put a donk
the the edge in your thrill
the bono in your hold
a man putting a donk on it
the bob geldof in your kill
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not realizing until you had wasted lots of time that when your ex said he didn't want a serious relationship, he meant it (1.0000)
having no way of knowing whether a new friend, a sweet but chaotic nutter, is alive or dead as of this morning, and having to wait thirty six hours to find out for sure (1.0000)
lolcode (1.0000)
failing to come up with a mutually acceptable third person (1.0000)
watching a British crime drama performed in English but set in Scandinavia in which you are taken out of the action every time the hardboiled cockney gumshoe is paid in kroner (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
sprinking chocolate chips on your beloved's breasts as you knead them (0.0000)
licking Danish remoulade off of Chris Lydon's erect penis (0.0000)
having sex with a girl who looked a lot like Christina Ricci (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12078/0.9998)
turtles (2443/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2335/0.5073)
breasts (1440/0.0135)
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