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goddamn pastry, seriously
cock flavor soup mix
that PBF started updating again but the jokes are pretty weak
I Am Bread
for decades or more
being pretty sure that Centerfold has the capacity to knock any other song out of your head, instead sinking its own parasitic tubules into your brain, staying there, feeding off your thoughts, for decades or more
if her daddy's rich, take her out for a meal, if her daddy went and left her all alone, just do what you feel
if her daddy's rich, taking her out for a meal, gouging out your own eyes to stop this song playing in your head, when the weather is fine, you've got gouging you've got gouging on your mind
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goin' down down down down
goin' down down DOWN down
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goin' down down down down
can't get ye pope
Olive Oylmpus
trying to work out an Olympus slash Serengeti joke but not being able to get the spelling quite right
raging like a blood red sun
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(1) wondering if there was something in the recent comments that finally got Ryan a cease & desist letter
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that the killer what took me is entitilitis (1.0000)
not realizing until you had wasted lots of time that when your ex said he didn't want a serious relationship, he meant it (1.0000)
having no way of knowing whether a new friend, a sweet but chaotic nutter, is alive or dead as of this morning, and having to wait thirty six hours to find out for sure (1.0000)
lolcode (1.0000)
failing to come up with a mutually acceptable third person (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
drinking champagne out of a chimp anus (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
holding your boobs when you run down the stairs (0.0000)
fisting Go Ikeda (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12078/0.9998)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2335/0.5073)
breasts (1440/0.0135)
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