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drinking cointreau daiquiris with Zachary Quinto
Dr Ben Goldacre slams fanny magnets
Kenny cast Glacial Crasher and then Stan's dad shot his dick off
Dad, that's not cock magic
Utwo's Bono suffered extensive injuries, had hours of surgery after bicycle crash
the Jimmy Savile of drinks
Myke Hawke magic is making a comeback
cock magic is making a comeback
Starbucks is making a Vegan Harvey Cream Fappucino because they know you'll drink it
Starbucks is making a Fat Albert Cream Blast Latte because they know you'll drink it
liking your coffee like you like your men, French, looking like Janice Dickinson, and filled with Bill Cosby's semen
the Piers Morgan of drinks
liking your coffee like you like your women, vanilla French roast
liking your coffee like you like your women, full of shit, having fancy names, and costing way too much
Starbucks is making a Montezuma's Revenge Mocha because they know you'll drink it
Starbucks is making a Green Apple Splatters Frappucino because they know you'll drink it
brewing a coffee with an unusually high feces content, so that you can market it as Starbucks
brewing a champagne with an unusually high feces content, so that you can market it as Sylvia Brown
brewing a pear cider with an unusually high alcohol content, so that you can market it as Perry Coma
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not realizing until you had wasted lots of time that when your ex said he didn't want a serious relationship, he meant it (1.0000)
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watching a British crime drama performed in English but set in Scandinavia in which you are taken out of the action every time the hardboiled cockney gumshoe is paid in kroner (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
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sprinking chocolate chips on your beloved's breasts as you knead them (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12078/0.9998)
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that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2335/0.5073)
breasts (1440/0.0135)
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