Do you regret
yo dawg, we grew a penis on yo penis so you can pee while you pee?
yes    no    haven't done it yet

vote above to find something new to regret; a world of regret awaits you
add a regret; be a cautionary example for others
search for regrets; learn from the lives of others gone awry





add a new regret

How much can you expect to regret ?

recent regrets

Sad!
In an appearance at the University of Chicago on Monday, former President Barack Obama unloaded a relentless barrage of complete sentences in what was widely seen as a brutal attack on his successor, Donald Trump
musky, manly ladies
who needs empathy, human characters, good action, or witty banter when you can just leer at a woman from behind while she rewards an unworthy character with musky, manly, lady objectifying sex
wondering when we're finally going to get the BJ and the Bear reboot, most likely starring the Rock
Carrie Fisher taquitos
Debbie Reynolds vaquitas
you can take all the tea in China
fuck marry kill, Burt Reynolds, Ryan Reynolds, Debbie Reynolds
vaquitas
it's just the bear', that simple bear', forget about your worries and your strife
fuck marry kill, BJ, the Bear, a bear'
sitting around eating Kit Kats and Nik Naks because you're knackered, kid
fuck marry kill, Maureen Flannigan, Donna Pescow, Burt Reynolds
fuck marry kill, Staci Keanan, Paul Reiser, Greg Evigan
the death of Aunty Fee
bottoming for Tom Hardy in Insemination
bottoming for Tom Hardy in Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, I Hardly Know 'Er!
bottoming for Tom Hardy in Star Trek Colon Nemesis
bottoming for Tom Hardy in Black Cock Down
[ show all 126260 regrets ]

recent comments

(1) fuck marry kill, Maureen Flannigan, Donna Pescow, Burt Reynolds
(1) fuck marry kill, Staci Keanan, Paul Reiser, Greg Evigan
(2) I want the BEST WOMAN, but I need the WORST CAT
(2) freezing a lump of peanut butter in secret, just to see what would happen
(1) sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm
(4) Donald Trump's lawyers have argued that protesters "have no right" to "express dissenting views" at his campaign rallies because it infringes on the US President's First Amendment rights
(1) putting a little false foreskin on your penis when you disguise yourself
(2) losing your dinosaur at a Virginity Jr concert
(2) voting yes or no on this regret
(3) not actually knowing what happens with menstruation in Star Trek, like is there a magical pill you take and it just stops or what
[ show more ]

search regrets

Look for regrets involving

top regrets

kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
bragging about being from West Virginia (1.0000)
the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
regrets about pony blowing (1.0000)
[ show more ]

bottom regrets

sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
banging a Tim Burton heroine (0.0000)
using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
[ show more ]

most voted regrets

meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
[ show more ]

most discussed regrets

tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (357)
turtles (291)
your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
the death of Sylvia Browne (70)
not getting circumcised (63)
[ show more ]