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the dice was loaded from the start
when the weather is fine, you've got men, you've got men on your mind
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Area Doctor Found Guilty of Criminal Malpractice Over Girl's Untreated Coconut Water Induced Hyperkalaemia
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Carrying pork over the Nuuanu Pali
putting the coconut in the lime for a change
the right to sabra berets
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the hated British are already infiltrating our National Guard with bikini models
stockpiling busty dames to corner the market
strategic reserves of busty dames
imagining a series of silos out in the middle of Montana somewhere designed to house and protect America's strategic reserves of busty dames
wondering how far Kento's plot to kill Mary McGrath, make a suit out of her skin, and take her place on Radio Open Source came along
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