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Mike Huckabee, Republican presidential candidate, won't rule out employing US troops, FBI to stop abortion of human alien hybrids, Sculley
Mike Huckabee, Republican presidential candidate, won't rule out employing US troops, FBI to stop abortion
Hillary Clinton is physically fit to serve as president, according to her personal physician
In fact, you might say we just ate Uter and he's in our stomachs right now
After all, isn't there a little Uter in all of us
I've got a gut feeling Uter's around here somewhere
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that back in the nineties the Red Hot Chili Peppers were sold as this big stadium filling rock band, but actually they were primarily a smooth jazz lounge outfit with too many pedals
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literally every song the Red Hot Chili Peppers have ever recorded is just Anthony Kiedis saying "Llama gamma busy hella fizzy California" over the opening credits music from The Cosby Show
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
Facing the dodo's conundrum, I felt like I could just fly, but nothing happened every time I tried (1.0000)
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not being able to use a star to abbreviate Homestar Runner with the Regret Index syntax (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
having sex with a girl who looked a lot like Christina Ricci (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12560/0.9789)
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that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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