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hilariously finding printers the most frustratingly pisspoor user experience in all of computing
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If Singapore says relax, relax, don't do it, when you want to go to it
if Singapore is telling you to relax, you should probably relax
A study by the National University of Singapore entitled Impact of Cyberloafing on Psychological Engagement concluded that using the internet for personal use served the same purpose as a coffee break and helped workers concentrate and stay engaged
"crab head gift"
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Dot Warner Panties Voice Feet Geldof
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if people concerned themselves with where sperm came from they never would have eaten them
if people concerned themselves with where eggs came from they never would have eaten them
"The cleaning lady here at the embassy has a huge ass," he said, "frigid bitch"
"Disclosure is my business," he said, "but we don't deal in gossip"
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that when you put Dot Warner in the search field, Google autosuggests, in order, 'panties', 'voice', and 'feet'
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feeling iffy from lithium (1.0000)
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