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remembering living for those cover discs that crammed a dozen game demos onto a single three and a half inch floppy
Ford Simulator
Ronald was showing off his magic bag at a picnic in the meadow
MC Kids
well that was unfortunate timing
The player controls one of two crocodile twins named "Funk" and "Punk" respectively in an attempt to rescue a crocodile girl
Cool Croc Twins
Instigator evolves into Rapodile at level twenty two
Charles Bdsmingus
it's pro walrus
"Instigator" would be a good name for a Pokemon
the Bill is about animals abusing people
drawing a picture of Kento being Eiffel Towered by a walrus and an alligator
the very notion that the walrus wasn't an instigator
When you Eiffel Tower those you love, it's not about abuse, but love
the very notion that the walrus wasn't a willing participant
doing a google news search for Christopher Lydon and getting the headline "Animal Abuse Bill Heading To Gov Patrick's Desk
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(1) wondering if there was something in the recent comments that finally got Ryan a cease & desist letter
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not realizing until you had wasted lots of time that when your ex said he didn't want a serious relationship, he meant it (1.0000)
having no way of knowing whether a new friend, a sweet but chaotic nutter, is alive or dead as of this morning, and having to wait thirty six hours to find out for sure (1.0000)
lolcode (1.0000)
failing to come up with a mutually acceptable third person (1.0000)
watching a British crime drama performed in English but set in Scandinavia in which you are taken out of the action every time the hardboiled cockney gumshoe is paid in kroner (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
holding your boobs when you run down the stairs (0.0000)
slamming your dick in the car door (0.0000)
the death of Sylvia Browne (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12078/0.9998)
turtles (2443/0.0004)
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that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2335/0.5073)
breasts (1440/0.0135)
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