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the USDA recommends cooking Kento to an internal temperature of at least one hundred and forty five degrees farenheit, then letting him rest for at least three minutes before serving, which will allow his meat to remain juicy with a light pink color?
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(6) she certainly did
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(1) fuck you, George Lucas, for teaching me that everything in the world is rotting garbage
(2) leaving your nuts out for tits
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(4) trying to do the old "what's long and hard and filled with seamen" joke with Kento and just getting this blank stare before he eventually mumbled "Kento"
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the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
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keeping Harry Mason alive through a whole game, only to have him go and get killed off in another game without you being able to do anything about it (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
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that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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