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people, or person, as it sometimes seems
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promising to make regret one hundred thousand "Tomorrow Belongs To Me" if you remember, and also if people understand that you're not serious
Peaches Geldof died of heroin overdose, had been on methadone colon coroner
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feeding your Muk nutmuck
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Backdoor Sluts IX makes Crotch Capers III look like Naughty Nurses II
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Henry Hubbard, Jr
the National Screaming Fisheries Development Board
the National Fisheries Development Board
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not realizing until you had wasted lots of time that when your ex said he didn't want a serious relationship, he meant it (1.0000)
having no way of knowing whether a new friend, a sweet but chaotic nutter, is alive or dead as of this morning, and having to wait thirty six hours to find out for sure (1.0000)
lolcode (1.0000)
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watching a British crime drama performed in English but set in Scandinavia in which you are taken out of the action every time the hardboiled cockney gumshoe is paid in kroner (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
deep throating Stephen Fry (0.0000)
holding your boobs when you run down the stairs (0.0000)
having sex with a girl who looked a lot like Christina Ricci (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12078/0.9998)
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that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2335/0.5073)
breasts (1440/0.0135)
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