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running for your life from Shia LaBeouf
having improbably dinosaur sex with agenty fiftyseven
Climbing Mount Improbably, if you know what I mean
that you considered pointing it out but the best thing you could come up with was "Climbing Mount Improbably" and you didn't think it was worthwhile, however, now the cat's out of the bag the shitshow can begin, Climbing Mount Improbably
that sounds improbably
realizing immediately after typing that regret that you made a subject number error, but it took like half an hour for you to realize that you wrote improbably instead of improbable
having never actually voted on that particular regret
he's just so into it, it feels right
finding it improbably that not one of the fifty three people who have fisted Go Ikeda regret it
screaming the word "waffletastic" at the moment of climax
keeping it secret, keeping it safe
Jurassic Jong
Jurassic Kim
Jurassic Prick
Jurassic Park Colon Trespasser
putting Baby in the corner then simply walking into Mordor
buying Jurassic Paralegal in a Steam sale and feeling guilty every time you log in and don't lock down the DNA patents for Dr Hammond because you're too busy eating ice cream for XP
the less said about Billy and the Cloneasaurus the better
Dr Hammond was very upset about Permian Playground
we need clear IP on the dinosaur, Dr Hammond says he can't have any copycats this time
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not realizing until you had wasted lots of time that when your ex said he didn't want a serious relationship, he meant it (1.0000)
having no way of knowing whether a new friend, a sweet but chaotic nutter, is alive or dead as of this morning, and having to wait thirty six hours to find out for sure (1.0000)
lolcode (1.0000)
failing to come up with a mutually acceptable third person (1.0000)
watching a British crime drama performed in English but set in Scandinavia in which you are taken out of the action every time the hardboiled cockney gumshoe is paid in kroner (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
telling that girl in second grade who insisted that you were "the boss of her" to show you her vagina (0.0000)
The Curious Cans of Benjamin Buttocks (0.0000)
fisting Go Ikeda (0.0000)
sprinking chocolate chips on your beloved's breasts as you knead them (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12078/0.9998)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2335/0.5073)
breasts (1440/0.0135)
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