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a whole street full of people pretending to walk on the moon
Jude Law, again, seriously
it may not stop the flinching, or make me a better person, but it certainly passes the time
I even kind of liked the non Jude Law parts of the one where he's a sociopathic feeder
the last time was actually good
does not compute
you don't have to watch these movies if you don't want to
going to get a cup of tea and some snacks and power through one of the movies about couples and their infidelities, of which by your reckoning you have like, five, to watch
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sluts is heckling
slut sis heckling
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when you bust a nut and she keeps sucking
Myke Hawke branding Ruth England in England with Brandon Routh
Kevin Spacey in a spacious cave
To wake up someone who is sleeping by whacking them across the face with your penis
that's TOO much man!
that's TOO much, man!
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(1) wondering if there was something in the recent comments that finally got Ryan a cease & desist letter
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
listening to Chinese Japanese English hip hop (1.0000)
Scientology (1.0000)
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the Leprechaun violently emerges from Kowalski's penis when he attempts to have sex with a fellow marine (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
having sex with a girl who looked a lot like Christina Ricci (0.0000)
stealing that girl's bra from the communal laundry room (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12560/0.9789)
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the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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