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he does the hands very well
they're great layers
I would want to fuck an onion if I were not in a relationship
fucking your ex onion for old times sake
the code was "Hey, look, it's Harvey Weinstein"
We had a secret code among us actresses to warn each other about creeps
marry a carrot, obviously
fuck marry kill, an onion, a carrot, celery
you need to stop & ask yourself, am i dating a human or an onion
Max II Colon White House Hero 'may have killed young boy' in Glengormley
CAPITOL CRITTERS 'may have killed young boy' in Glengormley
Family dog 'may have killed young boy' in Glengormley
Pussycat Guys
it's okay, I still love you
I wasn't in a girl group, I was in a prostitution ring
O om dologhtod Colon hos spokon ond O romombor hom boong voro sopportovo ot tho tmo
I am delighted Colon has spoken and I remember it being very supportive at the time
Colin has spoken, like the first Colin
I am delighted Colin has spoken and I remember him being very supportive at the time
fuck marry kill, Courteney Cox, Sophie Dix, Hannah Weiner
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(5) that being bound, gagged, hooded and beaten in a freezing cold barn in the middle of nowhere, hosed down, sworn at, beaten, ridiculed, beaten again, beaten some more and then electrocuted gratuitously makes you uncomfortable
(1) the Island of the Virgin Presidents
(2) back in the nineties when getting caught with your dick in a hooker's mouth was a big deal but not a career killer
(1) let who who has never sexually harassed and raped record breaking numbers of women over a span of four decades cast the first stone, amirite
(1) seriously, we should unionize
(2) getting a serious looking face tattooed on one boob and a man's body in miniature beneath with a speech bubble on the other boob and the words "I'm a breast man myself" simply to commit to a very involved joke
(4) wondering which barely scientific scifi world would be best to live in
(2) the New York of the F#R#I#E#N#D#S# seems pretty sweet, with the giant ass affordable vermin free modern apartments and the abundance of great jobs
(1) fuck marry kill, Diane, Rebecca, Carla
(1) Taking a break from all your worries, sure would help a lot
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the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
your dyslexia flaring up (1.0000)
shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
doing Harambe jokes eighteen months later (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
turtles (2608/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (357)
turtles (291)
your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
the death of Sylvia Browne (70)
not getting circumcised (63)
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