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wondering why you have so few
wondering why you have so many dicks
suspecting that Gerard Depardieu is both the Back in France Regrettor and the Celebrity Regrettor
suspecting that Moby is both the Back in Japan Regrettor and the Celebrity Regrettor
hot spotted dicks
if Kento isn't here who posted about being back in Japan right when he was back in Japan according to his recent posts on that awful Kento baiting forum of his
guessing that the two main ingredients for hot buttered dicks are butter and dicks, both of which are plentiful where you live
Kento not even being here to respond to the gaybaiting insults we throw at him
The Cat in the High Castle
The Cat in the Hat Knows a Lot About Christmas, For a Jew
other than his ass, where they are abundant
wanting to make Kento his favorite meal for his birthday, but not knowing where you even get the raw ingredients for hot buttered dicks
Facing the dildo's conundrum
getting dick
getting pussy
getting clean
getting messy
George HW Bush is pretending nothing is happening
Nancy doesn't know quite what to do or where to look and it's getting messy
picturing Rock Hudson and Ronald Reagan making out
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(1) wondering if there was something in the recent comments that finally got Ryan a cease & desist letter
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
Facing the dodo's conundrum, I felt like I could just fly, but nothing happened every time I tried (1.0000)
forgetting to feed your klinoppe (1.0000)
listening to Chinese Japanese English hip hop (1.0000)
not being able to use a star to abbreviate Homestar Runner with the Regret Index syntax (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
having beautiful breasts (0.0000)
having sex with a girl who looked a lot like Christina Ricci (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12560/0.9789)
Kento (2758/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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