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making like a fire truck and screaming as you overtake other drivers
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making like a bread truck and hauling buns
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly
SNL Celebrity Jeopardy except Alex Trebek is replaced by Professor Oak
hey guys, remember the titans
dismembering the titans
remembering the titans
selling those this
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registering 'my dick silences nothing' as a trademark
registering 'my dick is ten inches long' as a trademark
With regards to the size of the bread and calling it a footlong, 'Subway Footlong' is a registered trademark as a descriptive name for the sub sold in Subway Restaurants and not intended to be a measurement of length
Mexico City Starts Hand Job Apocalypse By Putting Penises On Subway Seats
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(3) fmk, JLH, SMG, JTT
(1) Jennifer Love Hewitt's Boobs Worth $five Million
(2) registering 'my dick is ten inches long' as a trademark
(4) I'm really sorry about that, we really should have dealt with this by now
(1) divas can at least sing
(1) not choosing the wagon life
(1) not choosing the vegan life
(1) Mr Freeze
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
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shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
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sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
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rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
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turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (357)
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your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
the death of Sylvia Browne (70)
not getting circumcised (63)
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