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holding hams
the song Tiny Happy People by the group Really Extremely Minute
hearing that if you get bitten by a lesbian you can contract gaybies and the only cure is an injection in your butt
How I Meat Your Mother
never really understanding the Starfleet obsession with reviving people from suspended animation
never really getting what Picard's problem with Sarjenka was, like if he didn't want to save her planet or species he could have just abducted her and her immediate family, it would be no worse than reviving the satellite of eighties stereotypes was
shoving apples up the backside of the Messiah to make him walk funny with Christina Applegate
nickel plating cocks with Nikki Cox
goddamn phone keyboards
wondering how you go downmarket from Married Ellipsis With Children
We have spotted almost five such dogs here and have asked the pollution control board to act against such industries
having never seen an episode of Unhappily Ellipsis Ever After but judging from the endless commercials you saw as a youth, you kind of assumed it was just a downmarket Married Ellipsis With Children
fuck marry kill, Tiffany Malloy, Nikki White, Sarjenka, and they all have penises
if you do not know yourselves, then you live in poverty, and you are the poverty
he was a well recognized surgeon in Europe who published extensively, his probably most important publication being his treatise on artificial anus
fuck marry kill, Big Daddy, Giant Haystacks, Nikki Cox except she has cocks ramming John S McCain
wanting Ford to release a special carexclusively to the French market, the Cupola
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(1) not being able to believe it's not butter
(4) fuck marry kill, the Four Tops, Four Non Blondes, Ten Thousand Maniacs
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(1) Cumbag Steve
(1) camgirling
(6) that a pretty brunette girl, late teens, stranded on the beach, wearing a becoming bikini bottom, flip flops and sweatshirt, to whom you lent your cell phone to call for a ride, smiled up winningly at you, batted her long lashes, then thanked you as "Sir"
(2) Teen Choice Awards Colon Miley Cyrus explains her absence
(4) something ribald
(4) getting the regret "all of these stupid regrets" but not having a Sometimes button
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the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
forgetting to feed your klinoppe (1.0000)
shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
banging a Tim Burton heroine (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
turtles (2608/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (357)
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your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
the death of Sylvia Browne (70)
not getting circumcised (63)
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