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that you're a lot weirder since you started visiting Dilator Forums
remembering a point in time when Dilate Wrath was your favorite movie
remembering a point in time when Wild at Heart was your favorite movie
zoot skin
kids these days with their moulted skin pants
carrying your skin around
with its moulted skin "pants", Scraggy seem to encapsulate stereotypes of youth subcultures of the past several decades, namely hip hop or punk
failing to come up with a grammatically acceptable third person
realizing in your thirties that you can see your penis if you stick it out and look down
the noble prized peace llama of the Andes
realizing in your thirties that you can see your tongue if you stick it out and look down
the prized peace llama is pretty amazing
wondering how long it will be before phones are able to tell that you're looking at the screen but daydreaming and turn off to conserve power
the caramelized apple is pretty amazing
eating that whole thing of pancakes and sobbing in bed
wondering if the pancakes were pancakular
caramelizing that apple
spending like an hour making pancakes for yourself
Gobbler's Knob
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(1) wondering if there was something in the recent comments that finally got Ryan a cease & desist letter
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not realizing until you had wasted lots of time that when your ex said he didn't want a serious relationship, he meant it (1.0000)
having no way of knowing whether a new friend, a sweet but chaotic nutter, is alive or dead as of this morning, and having to wait thirty six hours to find out for sure (1.0000)
lolcode (1.0000)
failing to come up with a mutually acceptable third person (1.0000)
watching a British crime drama performed in English but set in Scandinavia in which you are taken out of the action every time the hardboiled cockney gumshoe is paid in kroner (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
drinking champagne out of a chimp anus (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
slamming your dick in the car door (0.0000)
holding your boobs when you run down the stairs (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12078/0.9998)
turtles (2443/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2335/0.5073)
breasts (1440/0.0135)
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