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overhearing a forty year old tattooed chainsmoking woman refer to her breasts as "the twins" while eating at a restaurant you now realize is beneath you
serving a hawk Myke Hawke monsieur
serving a rabbit a Welsh rarebit
I couldn't tell if that was the joke you were going for, or if you were doing some kind of French people equal frogs thing
serving a frog a croak monsieur
serving a frog a croque monsieur
Kento Uncut
A cheese sandwich is a basic sandwich made generally with one or more slices of any kind of cheese on any sort of bread
in the kitchen not realizing that the ticket is in the sandwich he made and puts the remaining ingredients he was going to put on plus the other bread and starts eating the sandwich, Kenan comes back and sees that Kel is eating the sandwich and he got sad
Kenan and Kel appeared in their house where Kenan was looking for the lottery ticket while Kel is making a sandwich and Kenan finds it and accidentally puts it in the sandwich that Kel was making and runs and says that he found the ticket, Kel comes back
lightswitch raves
doing masturbation to your male partners baculum
doing masturbation to your male partners dick
clean Frenchman
filthy Frenchman
Fannie Flagg
Father fucker Fist fucking Fat Fuck Freshly fucked Fatal Fury Final Fight Front Engine
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Foot fucking a type of masturbation that women do to their male partners dick
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(1) wondering if there was something in the recent comments that finally got Ryan a cease & desist letter
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not realizing until you had wasted lots of time that when your ex said he didn't want a serious relationship, he meant it (1.0000)
having no way of knowing whether a new friend, a sweet but chaotic nutter, is alive or dead as of this morning, and having to wait thirty six hours to find out for sure (1.0000)
lolcode (1.0000)
failing to come up with a mutually acceptable third person (1.0000)
watching a British crime drama performed in English but set in Scandinavia in which you are taken out of the action every time the hardboiled cockney gumshoe is paid in kroner (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
sprinking chocolate chips on your beloved's breasts as you knead them (0.0000)
telling that girl in second grade who insisted that you were "the boss of her" to show you her vagina (0.0000)
drinking champagne out of a chimp anus (0.0000)
licking Danish remoulade off of Chris Lydon's erect penis (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12078/0.9998)
turtles (2443/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2335/0.5073)
breasts (1440/0.0135)
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