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the littlest bum taking the hugest dump
the littlest bum
the littlest tramp
When you get so drunk you puke in the girl's box while eating her popcorn and you're banned from the theatre
World Uphill Gardening Day
World Naked Gardening Day
not realizing vagabond nomenclature was so complicated
Unlike a "tramp", who works only when forced to, and a "bum," who does not work at all, a "hobo" is a traveling worker
being too sexy for your car
When you get so drunk you puke in the girl's box while eating her out
Trump celebrates Cinco de Mayo with taco bowl from his tower
life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer, eh, and his life would be simple except for raccoon tit rape
raccoon tit tape
Bank of the Navigator
bank of Flight of the Navigator star charged with daylight robbery
Flight of the Navigator star charged with bank robbery
thinking "damn, David's mom, who dat" but then it's Lambert out of Alien, which you kind of remembered
wondering which is less believable, superluminal travel or dog frisby championships as depicted in Flight of the Navigator
Lita Grey
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(1) being too sexy for your car
(1) Raccoon Tit Rape Inn
(1) Iran Contraception
(2) Tupac Shakur's mom dies
(2) wondering how big an anal ring needs to be to be considered "huge"
(3) inimically toothy sex ho
(3) Kate Upton losing her extremities to frostbite
(1) they're the worst
(4) wondering what the official butt rape tune of the Trump campaign is
(4) going to the mall and seeing a ten foot high poster for The Huntsman Colon Winter's War that had a huge picture of Liam Gallagher or whatever the fuck the name of the star is, and his "armor" appeared to be made of the same leather as women's purses
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
bragging about being from West Virginia (1.0000)
shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
regrets about pony blowing (1.0000)
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sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
arresting a king in his own palace (0.0000)
using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
Kento (2759/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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being a minimalist (4566)
tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (4413)
Kento (4240)
learning all the elements in the periodic table in order (4134)
not getting circumcised (4091)
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