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the fat and happy god of abundance and good health
sticking your head in the sand
cumming on sand
running on sand
a crowd of neckbeards mobbed, slew, and ate him at a convention
George Lucas digitally removed it from the OT
wondering if fatworld Carrie Fisher lost a lot of weight during the last decade and had to put it back on to appear in the sequels
Star Wars Fatworld Edition
before we die I want you to know, depots are filled with my snack
before we die I want you to know, my pockets are filled with sand
just now realizing that you probably could have just poisoned the tea that you gave Obi Wan and Qui Gon, which they eagerly and willingly drank without so much as sniffing it, rather than trying to gas them
just now realising that parsecs measure distance, not time
just now realising that Rtwo waits in the ship for a whole day before he bothers to tell anybody that he's received an urgent message
the shifter broke, it was fucking filled with motherfucking sand
getting a throbbing bicycle from an equine hooker in the dumpster behind Hungry Horse
A woman on West Cottonwood Drive heard suspicious noises in her house and found a deck of playing cards on her kitchen floor
A dog on Ridgewood Drive has been barking for two days
Mum's the word on the new Hungry Horse menu with a host of family friendly dishes bursting with flavour, joining the already amazing variety on offer
Another man with a discernible lack of facial hair was caught burglarizing a Pepsi machine on Industrial Court
A man with no facial hair whatsoever was see drinking an orange soda and "swearing up a storm" in front of a Kalispell business
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(1) that all the golden tickets went to white dogs
(1) that all the golden tickets went to white kids
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(1) in the winter time when the weather is low you still get drunk even on the road
(1) drawing a picture of Spiderman being Empire State Buildinged by Ayn Rand and Lord Byron
(1) in for a penny, in for a pound
(1) going bananas at a CE Ape gig
(5) I get called by a guy that can't buy a pair of pants, I get called names
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shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
bragging about being from West Virginia (1.0000)
kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
Facing the dodo's conundrum, I felt like I could just fly, but nothing happened every time I tried (1.0000)
insecurity (1.0000)
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sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
arresting a king in his own palace (0.0000)
using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12560/0.9789)
Kento (2759/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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being a minimalist (3945)
Kento (2948)
turtles (2194)
your boobs buying food on ebay (676)
tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (674)
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