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Cocoa Police Chief Mike Cantaloupe
An event wherein a person who has recently defecated, requests a rimjob from another person
wanting to just smile and give Kento a vegemite sandwich for his birthday
desktop is fine
just not feeling any need for a constant stream of "just LOOK at what THESE ASSHOLES did NOW" right to your pocket
giving up mobile twitter because twitter is a fairly depressing serving of politics for you
not having used Echofon in a while but not recalling it serving Twitter ads and being pretty sure there's an ad free upgrade to the basic version
Fifty Shades of Gold
Dog With A Butt Plug
These boys thought they'd found 'a big, fat rotten cow'
If you've ever been harmed by Korean ramen, this ad is for you
Dog With A Restraining Order
She has no boobs at all i just want her to grow some boobs so i can titie fuck her and her pussy and make her cum hard and she will suck my cock so hard she will suck the sperm out of it thats all repla
not being able to dismiss ads on twitter anymore so you just block whatever account gives you an ad
Coffee with Viagralike ingredient recalled after FDA discovery
bottoming for Dick "Hammer" Bumhard in I Don't Have a Joke Prepared VII
Richard Bernard "Dick" Hammer
He exuded an overtly sexual, macho cool with his flowing locks, and lithe and exuberant stage movements
Miley Cyrus was talking at the cloning center last night, saying that she is going to be needing songs and that I WILL be making them
Lassie currently weighs over two hundred and fifty pounds
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(1) finding a picture of Tim Duncan swimming with a beluga
(3) jokes that are either Kento or Woodsy Alan
(3) wondering if you have any great recipes for TOMATOES
(1) Francesco Uttini
(3) doing Dallas
(2) doing it without lubrication
(1) my spoon is too big
(1) regrets about pony blowing
(3) sucking more than a cowboy's horse
(1) bottoming for Ronnie O'Sullivan in Two Fisted Snookering VII
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the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
bragging about being from West Virginia (1.0000)
kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
banging a Tim Burton heroine (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (357)
turtles (291)
your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
the death of Sylvia Browne (70)
not getting circumcised (63)
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