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young cygnets
inexplicably using a Middle English word in place of the modern equivalent
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something something Ross Gellar something peck the eyholes of his skull to violate him like he violated young boys
pecking out Ross E Gellar's eye with your beak when you wereswan
drawing a picture of Ross making out with Rachel as she begins to slowly sprout feathers, her lips gradually elongating into a knifelike beak that then pierces his skull through his eye socket
being slain by a wereswan
puking that whole thing of puke on Chris Lydon's erect anything and puking forever
licking that whole thing of kim chee off of Chris Lydon's erect penis and puking in bed
at this point I have completely lost all enthusiasm for the hobby
he's not allowed to fly it without my supervision
working part time in a five and dime
Celebrity Wedding Planner
bottoming for Tinkling Hoe in Ass Enameler Job VII
bottoming for James Earl Bones in The Loin King VII
Hepster's Dictionary
spoiling The Lion King for Hayden Christensen, apparently
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