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seeing Dick for the first time in like two years and being iin a world of pain
getting your teeth pulled by Dick on Rough Sex Monday
being slightly frightened of Dick
having the same Dick work on you as worked on your mom
all those Dick pictures in your news feed
recommending Dick to your friends and family
the poor selection of magazines in Dick's waiting room
letting the hygienist work you over for so long only to get about thirty seconds of Dick
making an appointment for Dick months in advance
sitting through forty five minutes of agony with Bill only to get slapped with a huge dick
sitting through forty five minutes of agony with Dick only to get slapped with a huge bill
reclining in a comfortable chair waiting for Dick
coming out from under the gas and feeling like Dick has been everywhere on your body
gargling mouthwash to get the taste of Dick out of your mouth
biting down on Dick when he got too rough
instinctively licking Dick
getting drilled twice by Dick in one day
going crappie fishing with Dick
spending time with Myke Hawke in your man cave
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(1) wondering if there was something in the recent comments that finally got Ryan a cease & desist letter
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not realizing until you had wasted lots of time that when your ex said he didn't want a serious relationship, he meant it (1.0000)
having no way of knowing whether a new friend, a sweet but chaotic nutter, is alive or dead as of this morning, and having to wait thirty six hours to find out for sure (1.0000)
lolcode (1.0000)
failing to come up with a mutually acceptable third person (1.0000)
watching a British crime drama performed in English but set in Scandinavia in which you are taken out of the action every time the hardboiled cockney gumshoe is paid in kroner (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
deep throating Stephen Fry (0.0000)
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rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
sprinking chocolate chips on your beloved's breasts as you knead them (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12078/0.9998)
turtles (2443/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2335/0.5073)
breasts (1440/0.0135)
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