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hey, since when is it a sin to anally rape an underage girl
the people of Gomorrah must have been into some pretty weird shit for Lot to still be the holiest among them even after he tried to prostitute his underage daughters for a gangbang on behalf of total strangers, never mind knocking them up himself
marrying in sodomy
and verily Rachel, Queenof Gomorrah did possess a circumference of no less than ten cubits, and had she a weight matching four stout oxen, and beneath her garments was not a woman's loins, but rather a massive rod the girth of a young pine tree
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the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
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keeping Harry Mason alive through a whole game, only to have him go and get killed off in another game without you being able to do anything about it (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12566/0.9789)
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