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wanting Dick to clean your teeth
asking someone vaguely familiar with Pokemon to draw Pikachu from memory, then making a Pokemon based on it
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wondering if your dentist's name is Gary
your dentist writing the facebook post "mexican shrimp cocktastic" with no photo or context
eating the shrimp cocktail in Mexico
your dentist writing the facebook post "mexican shrimp cocktail" with no photo or context
your father's bagel shirt
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Canadian Dollar Tree and Family Canadian Dollar merging to become Canadian Dollar Canadian Dollar, eh
Kroner Tree and Family Kroner merging to become Kroner Kroner
Hugh Nanton Romney
the strip mall parking lot segment of the relationship industry
the lick job segment of the food service industry
the deep throating segment of retail
Dollar Tree and Family Dollar merging to become Dollar Dollar
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not realizing until you had wasted lots of time that when your ex said he didn't want a serious relationship, he meant it (1.0000)
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watching a British crime drama performed in English but set in Scandinavia in which you are taken out of the action every time the hardboiled cockney gumshoe is paid in kroner (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
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sprinking chocolate chips on your beloved's breasts as you knead them (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12078/0.9998)
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