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sprinking chocolate chips on your beloved's curious cans as you knead them
sprinking chocolate chips on your beloved's breasts as you sucked on her left one until she had a breastgasm
yiffing a nonce
yiff sounding almost like a case of semantic satiation until you remember that it's just a nonce word anyway
becoming a yiff lord, yifflord
becoming a yifflord
becoming a yiff lord
yiffing yourself, you yiff yiffing yiffer
only a yiff deals in absolutes
The Bothans were able to yiff with the other species, as exemplified by the Jedi Lord Valenthyne Farfalla
mood sensitive fur
randily savaging Macho Man Randy Savage, no homo
forgetting that you'd posted your height on the internet
considering becoming two hermit crabs in a raincoat, one standing on the other's carapace with the intent to deceive
considering becoming a hermit crab
considering becoming a hermit
a dominatrix also appealed that her site, Urban Chick Supremacy Cell, was not TV like, and won
life being so unfair
the Hound of Doskar
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