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I really don't know what you mean
being slain by a chaotic evil yogurt elemental, if you know what I mean
being slain by a chaotic evil yogurt elemental
having no way of knowing whether a new friend, a sweet but chaotic yogurt, is live or dead as of this morning, and having to wait thirty six hours to find out for sure
almost always feeling guilty after eating live yogurt
giving Kento a bitchin' fringe for his birthday
lending your bee space to a dishonest beekeeper
almost always feeling sleepy after eating live yogurt
bee space
giving Kento a bichon frise for his birthday
colloidal silver enemas
Television personality Rosie O'Donnell got an ISIS tattoo in support of the Islamic State's "struggle against Western imperialism"
drinking champagne out of the chimp twats in Mexico
having actual thoughts like "maybe some day someone would be able to love me lol" and "maybe some day I'll actually let someone love me lol" and both seem pretty unlikely ugh
but at the same time, jeez, feeling happy and self assured for a while would be like a dream to you, and this just feels like proof that that's never something you'll be able to achieve without it somehow being something worse
still occasionally coming here to express the regrets that really scare you and get you down, that you feel like you can't share with other people directly
for your own part, being so depressed and anxious all the time that you can't even tell the difference between manic and just, you know, normal happy
having similar problems, feeling like you could use similar help unless, you know, she is going crazy
your sister being on drugs for her anxiety and depression and you can't tell if they're doing a world of good for her or just fucking her up in a different way
when your sister jokes about being manic depressive and you can't tell if she's just joking and you don't know if you should be like "but really, so you really think this, showul you think about getting help"
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feeling iffy from lithium (1.0000)
forgetting how to brake on an icy bridge and consequently totalling your reliable and beloved car (1.0000)
not realizing until you had wasted lots of time that when your ex said he didn't want a serious relationship, he meant it (1.0000)
your recent accomplishments leaving you feeling spent, used, and broken into smithereens, rather than joyous, celebratory or purposeful (1.0000)
having no way of knowing whether a new friend, a sweet but chaotic nutter, is alive or dead as of this morning, and having to wait thirty six hours to find out for sure (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
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having sex with a girl who looked a lot like Christina Ricci (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12078/0.9998)
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the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
breasts (1440/0.0135)
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