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a beer peddler, which provided booze to one of Trump's bars in Chicago, has cut all ties, redirecting fifty kegs destined for the businessman's cellar with the rebranded name "Fuck your hair", da bears
whacking a mole of guacamole into a waxy mole at Wahaca, ole m'kay
just to keep my mouth from spouting junk
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having a cousin who lived in Cuba for a couple of years
putting guacamole in your penis
We would never come to believe that a homosexual could embody the conditions and requirements of conduct that would enable us to consider him a true Revolutionary, a true Communist militant
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putting pee in guacamole
wondering how many exhibits the Museum of Throaty Urinals has
Nun Fights at the Museum of Aural Girth Toy
evolution must be spinning in its grave
having a portion of your brain set aside for the song "No Scrubs",and another portion set aside for the song "No Pigeons"
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