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It vas so motch dog on the vindov
I came with a great fart and disappeared as a prick in the sky
I had a very big fart, and suddenly I fucked off the road
In Norway we rape after dinner, and then the girspak got broken
I had a stop in the start
New England style swan chowder
honestly thinking that Nicole Dieker is a bigger celebrity than Chris Lydon
It's not the fart that's kill you, it's the smell
New England style man chowder
New England style clam chowder
Two hand grenades
wondering if Chris Lydon is the Celebrity Regretter, wicked pissah
A large haul of World War One and Two hand grenades, rifles, mortar shells, guns and ammunition have been found in a house in Hertfordshire
pokeman, puking out his chu up here aloni
wondering who would win in a fight, Dale Gribble or Anakin Skywalker
that as of this regret there are only one hundred and seventy five instances of the phrase "Chris Lydon and a walrus" on the amazing Regret Index
Kento taking a selfie of himself being Eiffel Towered by Chris Lydon and a walrus
pokeman, piking out his chu up here alone
seeing the words " ryan north of dinosaur comics and project wonderful fame" and wondering if Ryan is the Celebrity Regretter, eh
pocket sand, burning out his fuse up here alone
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not realizing until you had wasted lots of time that when your ex said he didn't want a serious relationship, he meant it (1.0000)
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