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going groping around for Shaggy's erect penis
that scene where Velma loses her glasses and she goes groping around looking for them and she grabs something that she thinks is just Shaggy's erect penis but it turns out is actually a floating haunted dildo
being left a fortune in your rich Uncle Bicoid's will on condition that you spend one night in his haunted mansion and also use at least three of his dildos
spooky appliances, specifically, haunted dildos
spooky appliances
the immersion heater switching off as soon as you start talking about it
how loud the immersion heater in your bathroom is
hov much vas dog on the vindov
It vas so motch dog on the vindov
I came with a great fart and disappeared as a prick in the sky
I had a very big fart, and suddenly I fucked off the road
In Norway we rape after dinner, and then the girspak got broken
I had a stop in the start
New England style swan chowder
honestly thinking that Nicole Dieker is a bigger celebrity than Chris Lydon
It's not the fart that's kill you, it's the smell
New England style man chowder
New England style clam chowder
Two hand grenades
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(1) wondering if there was something in the recent comments that finally got Ryan a cease & desist letter
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not realizing until you had wasted lots of time that when your ex said he didn't want a serious relationship, he meant it (1.0000)
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watching a British crime drama performed in English but set in Scandinavia in which you are taken out of the action every time the hardboiled cockney gumshoe is paid in kroner (1.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12078/0.9998)
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