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if he fuck you good, take his ass to Red Lobster, if he fuck you bad, I'm not really sure, something about elimination, I guess just yell "You're fired!" at him
When he fuck me good, I take his ass to Red Lobster
Drill My Gay Stepson!
fucking your Penn State date like a decade early and then not showering off
fucking your Valentine's date like a week early and then not showering off
fucking your Valentine's date like a week early and then not showing up
as if preparing to order a big plate of sardines
that "I am angry with you" and "I am in Kodiak all weekend" are the same silence
Record Holder Profile Video Colon Kurt J Mac and the longest journey in Minecraft
wondering whether Ted Cruz would sooner pay Donald Trump a heartfelt compliment than Donald Trump would suck Ted Cruz' colossal prick
get it
booking your Valentine's date like a week early and then not showing up
A hungry sea lion pup wandered off the beach and into a fancy seaside San Diego restaurant Thursday morning, took one of the best seats in the house and peered out the window at the waves as if preparing to order a big plate of sardines
well someone came and took the lamp away
Whenever Orcish Squatters is not in play, all the other cards should be asking "Where's Orcish Squatters"
Whenever Orcish Squatters attacks and isn't blocked, you may gain control of target land defending player controls for as long as you control Orcish Squatters
the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon, little boy blue and the man in the moon, when you comin' home son I don't know when, but we'll Eiffel Tower then, I'll meet you in the walrus pen
peer gynt is farting
being kind of sad that your phone knows Katy Perry but not Peer Gynt
peer gynt pressure
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(2) cutting off your long hair
(2) Drill My Gay Stepson!
(7) wondering if using pinto or black beans in chili will make it taste any different than chili with kidney beans
(1) horse to meet you
(1) they were both convinced that the innocuous looking, state run Milk Marketing Board and Egg Marketing Board were actually the enemies of freedom
(1) watching Perfect Body and feeling like it would have been improved by a scene in which Andie attacks a mirror, believing she is a bag of Doritos, mortally wounding herself just prior to winning Olympic gold
(2) Which Leonardo DiCaprio Character Is Your Soulmate
(2) that pictures can be hung, but people are always hanged
(1) eating two huge slices of beef pizza
(1) seeing a photo on wikipedia and wanting to give it the alternate title of "The Evolution of Guys Who Hang Around Children's Playgrounds Too Much"
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
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Facing the dodo's conundrum, I felt like I could just fly, but nothing happened every time I tried (1.0000)
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sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
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turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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being a minimalist (4566)
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tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (690)
your boobs buying food on ebay (680)
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