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A spokesperson for the British royals, reflecting on the utter meaninglessness of the inane information he was tasked to deliver to the press, ended his life today with a single bullet to the temple
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This bizarre subplot about Danny abusing this poor, wafer thin androgynous woman only further supports the self loathing queer theme of the episode
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feeling iffy from lithium (1.0000)
forgetting how to brake on an icy bridge and consequently totalling your reliable and beloved car (1.0000)
not realizing until you had wasted lots of time that when your ex said he didn't want a serious relationship, he meant it (1.0000)
your recent accomplishments leaving you feeling spent, used, and broken into smithereens, rather than joyous, celebratory or purposeful (1.0000)
having no way of knowing whether a new friend, a sweet but chaotic nutter, is alive or dead as of this morning, and having to wait thirty six hours to find out for sure (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
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telling that girl in second grade who insisted that you were "the boss of her" to show you her vagina (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12078/0.9998)
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that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
breasts (1440/0.0135)
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